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Here's a Nigerian Email Scammer I had a long distance relationship with. I wasn't able to string him along for very long, but it was fun while it lasted. Kinda like summer lovin'. When you start out a relationship by lying, which I did by saying my name was Dave, it is expected the flame will be snuffed quickly. I think I moved too quickly, pressed him a bit, and he was scared that I felt so strongly so quicky. Commitment phobes are not what I need right now anyway.

Subj: I need your help Please
Date: 1/15/2004 9:48:26 AM Eastern Standard Time
From: revnelson
To: DrNugget

Dear Sir/Madam

Taking into Consideration that we have not met before or had any previous dealings,l know that this correspondent will come to you as a surprise although it's with good motive.My name is Rev. Nelson Morgan, an International Missionary based in Liberia.l am now in the Refugee Camp,In Nigeria ,Western part of Africa.

A few year's ago I was in Liberia where I had established a little congregation where I preached regularly, but the civil war escalated and the church was converted to a hospital of sought. On one faithfull day three Liberian Soldiers,whom l later learnth were special aids to the Liberian former President (Late Samuel Doe) came to me and left one trunk box containing money with me and swore to come back for it.

But you guessed it, they never did because,they were among those who were captured and killed by one of the Liberian Rebels then,Charles Taylor,who later became the president,but now in Political Asylum in Nigeria. After this incident,l was left with the box containing about USD 8.750 Million (Eight Million Seven Hundred and Fifty United States Dollars) Because of the risk of keeping the said box on my pocession due to the in-security in my temporary Church/Hospital,l decided to deposit the aid box with a security Finance Firm,which has it's branches in many parts of Europe,Asia,America and Africa. Over years after this urgly incident,l had tried all l could to locate either the address of the slain Soldiers or any members of their immediate families,but all to no avail. Now because l was among those who were evacuated from Liberia recently due to another round of war between the last President,Charles Taylor and other Liberian Rebels,who were battling to take over power from him.l am now writing to request for your assistance based on your willingness to accept my wish and conditions on which l want to use this said amount for. Because of the natures of my profession (Missionary) l will not be able to stand to claim this Fund for my personal use,as it will attract questions from my followers who knew that l am only but a preacher,that is not supposed to be identified with such amount of money. That is why l'm seeking for your assistance,so that you will stand as the owner of the Fund. All the documents used in lodging the box/money in the security Company are all in my pocessions.l will send them to you as soon as you show your willingness to take part in this objective. l will only need 10% of the total sum, to support my Missionary works.l want you to use part of the Money,(30%) to support your business and family and the remaining 60% MUST be used for charity,especially the orphans and widows within your Country and outside Your Country. l pray the Almighty God will give you the courage to accomplish this in good faith. If you think that you can be of use to this humanity services.

l will want you to get in touch with me through the above e-mail address or my assistant e-mail address :

Yours Sincerely
Rev. Nelson Morgan.

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Subj: Re: I need your help Please
Date: 1/15/2004 12:02:31 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: DrNugget
To: revnelson

Rev. Neilson,

I would love to help you out, but I must insist that 70% go to charity, not 60%. Just tell me what to do.

Thanks Dave

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Subj: Re: Re: I need your help Please
Date: 1/15/2004 12:12:43 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: revnelson
To: DrNugget

Dear Sir,

May the peace of the Lord be with you. Amen. I sincerely want to thank you for your prompt response and wish that your response is an indication for this purpose to be actualized. Please do furnish me immediately with your telephone number so that we can exchange pleasantries before I can furnish you with the details of this ordained purpose in our life time.

Thanks and remain blessed in the Lord.
Rev. Nelson Morgan.

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Subj: Re: Re: I need your help Please
Date: 1/15/2004 7:37:06 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: DrNugget
To: revnelson

Dearest Rev. L. Neilson,(I thought his name was kind of like Leslie Neilson, so I slowly started to change it)

You may call me at (212) 418-0800. (NOTE FROM DAN- this is the Irish Tourism Board in New York) I do work nights, so the day is not a good time to call. Call me at 3:30 am my time (which should be in the afternoon for you).

The hungry are truly blesssed to have someone like yourself to look out for them, and I commend you on your service. May I have one more condition? Would it be possible to prioritize the hungry? I would like to feed the Catholics first, and then the Protestants. The British government killed my little brother because of a "homemade incendiary device". I believe it was a mix up, but I cannot let it go. Not very Christian but heavenly father accepts us all.

I'm sorry to ramble....please, call me tonight.

Dave

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Subj: Re: Re: Re: I need your help Please
Date: 1/16/2004 3:34:19 AM Eastern Standard Time
From: revnelson
To: DrNugget

Dear Dave,

May the peace of the Lord be with you and your family. Amen.

I received your mail and the number has been taking note of. I will call today between the afternoon time here which will be night in your place as indicated in your male. I hope the number is private to you or do every body know you there as Dave? Talk to you later.

Thanks and remain blessed in the Lord.
Rev. Nelson Morgan.

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Subj: Re: Re: Re: I need your help Please
Date: 1/16/2004 11:44:22 AM Eastern Standard Time
From: DrNugget
To: revnelson

Rev. Les. Neilson,

The number is not private to me but everyone knows me as Dave Daniels. I can't wait to start helping people, I'll probably get an award or something, and of course I will share the accolades with you.

Thanks Dave

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Subj: Re: Re: Re: Re: I need your help Please
Date: 1/17/2004 4:06:32 AM Eastern Standard Time
From: revnelson
To: DrNugget

Dear Dave,

May the peace of the Lord be with you. Amen.

I called the number you gave me, I got a girl who then ask the extention that I am calling because I dont have your extention, the girl passed me on to one david who said that there is no dave there. Please kindly call me on my number 234-8033084103. I will be waiting for your call. Thanks and remain blessed.

Rev. Nelson Morgan.

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Subj: Re: I need your help Please
Date: 1/18/2004 6:44:33 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: DrNugget
To: revnelson

Rev. Nelson,

I wonder who that girl was, I am new here, maybe they don't know about me yet. Maybe that is ok though, I probably shouldn't be running charity balls through my work. (Yes, I plan to have a ball. Do you have them in Liberia? They are like dances. I am inviting you so you better be ready to boogie down! :)

I called your number, but I can't get through. I think International calling has been blocked by my landlord. I went to him and asked about it and said something in yiddish. Anyway, how else can we make this happen?

Thanks Dave

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