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2008
845.	Evidence suggests humans may have been traveling across vast distances by boat at last ice age, long before men could walk on water and part seas
844.	Winning tickets to "American Idol" finale by drinking pork blood soup really takes the sting out of mismanaged car detail prize
843.	Idea to structure NBA draft like MLB's draft makes too much sense to consider
842.	Jason Blake wants to stay with Maple Leafs, inspired by Mats Sundin's willingness to keep losing
841.	With the Rockies struggling, the Matt Holliday sweepstakes may begin earlier than expected
840.	Media forced to interview Mets closer who didn't play because everyone else ducked out. They still got what they wanted
839.	NFL teams are itching to move to the worst pro-football market in the nation
838.	ACLU membership has doubled during Bush presidency
837.	Mike D'Antoni's first order of business as the Knicks coach is to try and trade the Knicks roster for the Suns roster
836.	Manny Ramirez sets his sights on a gold glove despite being replaced as a defensive liability late in games
835.	"Fertilized egg is a person" ballot proposal may mean that doctors can't treat women with cancer, birth control will be banned, and sex with pregnant women may lead to sex with minors charges
834.	Ken Griffey, Jr wants out of Cincinnati, will have to get in line
833.	Kobe Bryant wins first MVP, settles off the court
832.	Pharoah Akhenaten had breasts, wide hips and an egghead. Seems to have gotten a Ra deal after introducing monotheism
831.	Man pushes Denver to proactively deal with possible visits from space aliens. Yes, he is single and lives with his parents. The article says so
830.	Stripper comes forward to admit that she also boned Kirby Puckett
829.	A-Rod takes the blame for stint on DL, thought he would always be a fast healer after he stopped doing whatever he was doing
828.	Barry Melrose may coach the Tampa Bay Lightning, needs to mullet over
827.	"Spam King" gets 21 months in federal prison, will become "Sausage King"
826.	If you allow Jaromir Jagr to get in your face twice, you might be tulip. You just might be
825.	George Karl may skip to New York after another Nuggets one and done, so there is light at the end of the tunnel. For Denver at least
824.	Denver Broncos acquire defensive lineman with a defective knee who didn't play for Cleveland
823.	Jaromir Jagr believes Mario Lemieux was better than Crosby and Malkin despite being a cancer in the locker room
822.	Mike Bibby notices Celtics fans are bandwagon jumpers. Playing in the worst sports city in America gives him a good point of reference to know
821.	Man sues Bulls mascot for rough high-five. Bulls unsure when a high-five would have been warranted this year
820.	Vikings working on deal to acquire Chiefs' franchise player, deciding which half of their team to give up
819.	A-Rod left Bobby Abreu hanging after he scored. Tells him to not get upset, that's just how it goes, he don't love them hoes
818.	You soon won't have Isiah Thomas to kick around any longer
817.	The Colorado Avalanche defeat the Minnesota Goon, 5-1
816.	Hockey analyst misspoke when he said 'Crapitals', wants to move on to the next game with the Cryers
815.	Notre Dame upsets Michigan and ruins all your brackets, will meet Boston College for the NCAA hockey title
814.	Current value of priest groping is $150,000 per grope, further sign the economy is slowing
813.	Ron Artest is deciding whether he will stay in Sacramento by reading message boards (2nd item)
812.	White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen claims umpires hate him, no one sure why he limited it to only umpires
811.	Tonight's game between the Nuggets and Warriors may decide who makes the playoffs and who becomes the first lottery team that is 20 games over .500
810.	Keith Richards was McGyver before McGyver when it came to heroin
809.	Jamie Lynn Spears 'fiance' pulls gun on photographer, does not squirt him
808.	Survey shows NBA MVP race is down to Kobe Bryant and Chris Paul. Those in the east need not apply
807.	City worker suspended after asking Hispanic co-workers how much it costs their "people to get across the border these days." Wins appeal based on being Polish
806.	Arizona Diamondbacks pitcher Doug Davis gets a win two days before cancer surgery
805.	Sports choke jobs of such magnitude they warrant their own pages in succession
804.	Penguins threw final regular season game to avoid playing Philadelphia in the playoffs, figure if they wait a round the Flyers will be gone
803.	Phillies and Mets have a lot of sexual tension between them
802.	60th Annual Conference on World Affairs encourages people to think on everything from torture to hip hop. That's two separate categories
801.	Arsenal slipping further into American hands
800.	Cardinals are concerned about Matt Leinart getting play off the field, should be concerned about his play on the field
799.	Premature list of NCAA Tournament's best moments misses out on chance to commemorate Kansas being eliminated
798.	Golden State's win over Dallas creates three-way tie for seventh place in the west with Nuggets
797.	Hardball Made Easy - Spoof baseball instructional video with Colorado Rockies' Brad Hawpe
796.	Red Wings plan for Darren McCarty's return, will have plenty of booze and credit cards
795.	Referees are screwing Kobe Bryant despite his begging, pleading and screams
794.	Major League Baseball's 2005 draft is looking so good the top 20 picks get their own page explaining why they are so good
793.	Flobots to bring Denver hip hop to the national stage. They have a violinist
792.	Denver zoo sets up program to save world's frogs, especially the Lake Titicaca frog. For those that don't know Spanish, "Lake Titicaca" means "Lake Cleveland Steamer"
791.	New Hampshire named most livable state. Submitter has never heard of it either
790.	Patrick Roy suspended five games for being a supportive father
789.	"The Don Cherry Story" to hit Canadian television, got the greenlight over "Neil Young's Dad's Story"
788.	76ers overcome 11 point 4th quarter deficit, beat Celtics
787.	Matt Stajan will probably be the next captain of the Maple Leafs, looks forward to going down with the ship
786.	NBA teams finally realize there is little talent in Europe, aside from Amsterdam's red light district
785.	Bogut. It's Australian for "about to get overpaid"
784.	List of candidates to replace Isiah Thomas includes everyone who's name is not Isiah Thomas
783.	Japanese wish the Boston Red Sox were playing the Boston Red Sox
782.	Major League Lacrosse team in Denver outsells the Nuggets and Avalanche, perhaps the hot tub seating with bikini clad women has helped
781.	Colorado facing $700 million budget shortfall. May look to tax cuts and increased war spending to alleviate problem
780.	Knicks think clearing cap space in and of itself will lure Lebron James. Fans launch website to lure him with cash
779.	NCAA will move back 3-point line, NBA should think about moving it closer
778.	Falcons won't miss 'MeAngelo', think he fits in great with the Raiders. And his poems suck
777.	Cincinnati has a Pro Bowl wide receiver who believes he is underpaid and wants a new deal. No, the other one
776.	Isiah Thomas upset that former boss is talking to what will be his former employer
775.	Brewers and Angels engage in battle of who can field the least amount of major league ball players in spring training
774.	NHL may face legal action for treating Chris Pronger like a star after treating Chris Simon like a brown star
773.	5,000-year-old bowl is first recorded attempt at animation, slightly better than "Family Guy"
772.	Native Americans can be traced to six "founding mothers." Sluts
771.	Secret Service agents who detained man for telling Cheney off are changing their story. Not to hide anything, but because Cheney is too lazy to testify
770.	True winners of NFL free agency thus far are teams that signed no one
769.	NBA's West versus Least quality discrepancy: Denver Nuggets 37-26 and out of the playoffs, Cleveland Cavaliers 37-27 and in the fourth seed
768.	Kevin Garnett backs Paul Pierce for MVP, Paul Pierce feels the same way
767.	Mike Greenwell believes Jose Canseco stole his awards and money by using steroids, throws Matt Nokes and Kevin Seitzer under the bus for good measure
766.	20 best young pitchers in MLB, better than the catchers by rule
765.	Colorado Rockies may have too many good players coming down the pipe
764.	Offseason speculation about Tom Coughlin's job is a little different this year
763.	Packers may turn to Trent Green or Mark Brunell to shore up old-ass quarterback vacancy
762.	Tyler Hansbrough is Sports Illustrated's men's college basketball national player of the year. Yes, they already know
761.	NFL calls Shanahanigans on report the Broncos taped the Chargers practices
760.	Players vote Pat Riley the coach they would least like to play for, cite 'accountability' as main reason
759.	'Ryan Smyth Hat Trick' is completed when a hockey player scores two goals and leaves the ice on a stretcher
758.	Fast and the Injurious: Flip Over A Cliff Drift
757.	Colorado Rockies may finally be worth hating
756.	Veteran Russian hockey players are leaving the NHL for Russian league, despite Rangers ongoing willingness to overpay
755.	Newly acquired Marian Hossa pulls his 'disappearing in the playoffs' act a little early on the Penguins
754.	List of the five riskiest NFL free agents somehow does not include Randy Moss
753.	Denver Nuggets score most single game points in a game this season, trounce Oklahoma City Sonics
752.	Detroit Red Wings will offer a flurry of contract extensions, including one taking Chelios thru to adult diapers
751.	Left for dead, Colorado Avalanche occupy playoff spot after last second regulation goal and shootout win against the Canucks
750.	NFL owners are so dissatified with current labor deal they may opt out, meaning 2011 would become a non-salary capped year
749.	Breakdown of five seemingly random but interesting NHL trades since the year since 2000
748.	Judge so angered by lawyers he overturns $51 million verdict and orders them to pay legal fees. Not enough sand
747.	Just about every respected baseball statistician who has publicized results reveals Derek Jeter is, at best, among the poorest defensive shortstops in the game
746.	'Mike Shanahan Timeout', or calling a timeout just before opponent's field goal snap, expected to remain legal. 'Mike Shanahan Tenure', or keeping your job based on decade old performances, to continue as well
745.	Founder of Denver Broncos, architect of 1970's Big Red Machine dies at 89
744.	Wal-mart cashier tells veiled Muslim woman, 'Please don't stick me up'. It ended well
743.	Fraternity pledges re-enact "Evil Dead" in motel room despite the absence of hazing and baby oil
742.	Avery Johnson has been campaigning to have Dirk Nowitzki traded after continual playoff chokes
741.	Advocates insist introducing wolves into national park will help curb elk population, especially if outfitted in sheep's clothing
740.	Christian impersonators in Colorado Springs warned of police impersonators in Colorado Springs. Toss up on who the Scary tag is for
739.	Sixteen out of sixteen LA Kings fans agree: Rob Blake should go away
738.	Nuggets and Knicks may trade more than punches
737.	Weather prognosticators can't figure out why snow keeps falling, but the usual suspects are being mentioned: Global warming and steroids
736.	Utah State Senator compares funding bill to a black baby, calling it "a dark, ugly thing." Says he didn't mean to sound racist, has a lot of black baby friends
735.	Bats could fly before they developed radar, unknown how they overcame walls
734.	Knicks have some swampland in Florida they would like to sell you
733.	Greg Maddux will pitch at least one more year, then may be old enough to play for the Mighty Ducks
732.	Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton fight over whose singing career Timbaland will resurrect. Yes, they each believe they had a functioning singing career
731.	NFL Pro Bowl going the way of the NHL All-Star Game: Endangered
730.	Peter Forsberg needs one more week before setting a timetable on when he will decide his time frame for deciding if he will come back. Then he will decide on the team after deciding on the timetable for deciding on which team he will sign with
729.	Carmelo moves his record against Lebron to 8-2. But but but Nuggets
728.	Crocs sued for delivering delicious toes to alligator-like escalators
727.	It took woman four years and $8,000 to pay off $500 she borrowed from a payday lender, learns lesson in personal responsibilty. Or not
726.	Shaquille O'Neal reminded that he said Steve Nash's MVPs were tainted: "No, I never said that. Did I? If I said that, delete it from the files." (Second item)
725.	Teams feel Colon is unremarkable
724.	NBA title chances of the crowded Western Conference: Suns are basically in the same place as before the Shaq trade
723.	David Beckham wants to "win something" this year with the Galaxy. May try to be the 1,000th person thru the gate
722.	JJ Redick won't play or be traded this season, will suck
721.	Teemu Selanne latest old ass player to rejoin the Ducks
720.	Haley Joel Osment's eight year streak of picking Super Bowl winners has ended, says he sees chokers
719.	Top-ranked high school running back signs with Colorado, where his uncle is a sophomore
718.	67.5% of Coloradoans would not vote for John Elway if he ran for President, those who have followed George W. Bush know why
717.	Snowfall in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho hits record 10 feet, 7 inches. For those who don't speak french, Coeur d'Alene means 'The Niña'
716.	Bill Belichick wasn't being a big baby when he left the field early, he was being a confused baby
715.	Denver Broncos won more games in a three year span than anyone plus back to back titles, but they are from Denver
714.	At behest of fifth graders, Colorado to name state reptile. "Tom Tancredo" is first choice
713.	Devean George would rather play for a loser to increase his next contract than stay with a contender. Perhaps Latrell Sprewell rubbed off on him
712.	Colorado lawmaker submits, "Wouldn't this be real nice inside of you?" as best pickup line with requisite pulling out of junk
711.	Red Sox pitcher Jon Lester keeps surviving things that rhyme with 'umor'
710.	Large crowd gathering in Denver for a shot at Obama speech
709.	Red Wings throw Darren McCarty sympathy bone
708.	Olli Jokinen questioned about possible drug ring ties, and not because he wants to stay with the Panthers
707.	Damon Stoudamire will give the Spurs the old 'I just got bought out so I'll piggyback on the team that's going to win the finals' discount
706.	Jason Kidd is going back to Dallas, Dallas, Dallas, Jason Kidd is going back to Dallas, Dallas, Dallas. For Josh Howard? I don't think so
705.	Colorado Rockies to sign Scott Podsednick two years too late
704.	NY Giants can look to the 1997 Denver Broncos for inspiration, EAS supplements
703.	It isn't fair to ask the NHL All-Star Game to compete with the Poultry Expo, they are completely different levels of entertainment
702.	Ben Roethlisberger wants a tall receiver, Hines Ward feels insecure and lashes out. And these are the offseasons of our lives
701.	L.A. Kings may hold fire sale that will not endanger any mansions
700.	The nugget didn't fall far from the trunk: George Karl to become third NBA coach to face his son in a game
699.	Colorado Rockies will give Troy Tulowitzki the largest contract ever given to a player with less than 2 years experience and 15 World Series strikeouts
698.	Andy Pettitte never liked Roger Clemens anyway
697.	Jose Theodore appears close to regaining his pre-Paris Hilton 5-hole days
696.	Rockies set up two-year deal that will allow them to trade Matt Holliday without having to swallow his contract
695.	Linas Kleiza dumps 41 points on the Utah Jazz before returning to janitorial duties
694.	Nevadans feel a certain level of harassment when outsiders mispronounce the state's name, irregardless of whether it's on purpose or not
693.	Lebron James doesn't really think getting caught doing 101 mph is a big deal. Besides, he enjoys racing David Wesley
692.	Maple Leafs may turn to former Phoenix Coyotes exec to turn things around. That sounds about right
691.	See this juice box? You can put your weed in it
690.	La Niña to help drought conditions in Idaho. For those of you who do not speak Spanish, "La Niña" means "The Niña"
689.	Dany Heatley to be sidelined 6 weeks after on-ice crash. The distinction is important
688.	Tumor removed from Nene, unclear if it was nugget-related
687.	CU mascot dressed up as gangbanger, mistake resulted in invitation to football recruiting party
686.	Peter Forsberg update: There is an update
685.	Alonzo Mourning is not retired, no matter what his interview on the Heat's website that was pulled says
684.	Shoshone indians want possession of ancestor's graveyard, will suck people through televisions if necessary
683.	Slowing down to stare at traffic accidents can really irritate other drivers you hold up and the police officers you run over
682.	Blackhawks coach Denis Savard 'knows' they will be winning a Stanley Cup
681.	Red Sox to re-sign Doug Mirabelli to catch Tim Wakefield's knucklers, but he isn't making out hand over fist
680.	After going 13-3 with the No. 1 NFC seed, Wade Phillips finds himself explaining why he should keep his job. Bum deal
679.	FBI has found that World Series ticketing system, like the Rockies, suffered from no offense
678.	Teemu Selanne hasn't retired because he might piggyback the Ducks to another Cup
677.	James Dobson is happy with Huckabee's win, which should tell you all you need to know
676.	Curt Schilling may want to offer a reason why he was 52-52 at age 30, only to go 164-94 in the next decade. Teammates Dykstra and Incaviglia from the Mitchell Report may know (About halfway down the page)
675.	Avalanche's Ryan Smyth out for eight weeks with fractured Forsberg
674.	Liam Gallagher to front "supergroup," perhaps one bigger than the Beatles
673.	Today's "Nobody likes the Patriots" article
672.	Final NFL power rankings, like anything past No. 2 matters
671.	Only thing that is certain in Chargers-Titans re-match is LaDainian Tomlinson's feelings will get hurt
2007
670.	Daniel Radcliffe will portray stoned war photographer
669.	Atlanta Falcons will try to fit Michael Vick in between rounds of golf
668.	Ozzy Osbourne struggles to write autobiography. A for effort, though
667.	Baseball Hall Of Fame might want to check out a few overlooked guys who didn't take steroids
666.	US Airways recalls some laid-off flight attendants. Man, were they hot
665.	Donovan McNabb may have a place in Minnesota if Tavaris Jackson doesn't suddenly become consistent in the last regular-season game
664.	Ricky Gervais wants to be the next 007, is good at tongue-in-cheek
663.	Red Sox are only in the Johan Santana derby to mess with the Yankees
662.	Former NHL player Igor Larionov and powerful backers are trying to put together a European hockey league to rival the NHL, could steal many of the game's young talent that you've never heard of
661.	Bill Belichick likely won't rest any Patriots starters, doesn't think Tom Brady is any more important than Matt Cassel
660.	NBA power ranking show the only way Celtics can be #1 is if San Antonio has health issues
659.	J.K. Rowling may write an eighth 'Harry Potter' book, mentions what the characters are doing in their adult lives
658.	Morten Andersen will still be kicking in the NFL long after you are dead
657.	Tom Osborne to remain athletic director for the big dead machine until 2010
656.	Denzel Washington donates $1 million to Wiley College, is sooo well spoken
655.	Champ Bailey knows what it's like to be the only gay eskimo